fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

(Source: christinahendricks, via twinbranded)

@2 days ago with 995499 notes

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

(via shaymitche)

@2 days ago with 180042 notes
misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:
Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

(via supermans-missus)

@2 days ago with 252703 notes

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

(via theyellowbitchroad)

@3 days ago with 113293 notes
tomfighter:

foreverfacepalming:

harleyquinn1978:

Avengers Fact: “Did you know that Tom Hiddleston rented out The House of Blues in Cleveland & threw a party for the Avengers crew? He also acted as DJ, and bought Tee shirts for everybody and sent them a thank you note.”

I love and respect his generosity so much

i swear to god that he and brandon flowers meet one day, they are gonna become friends and together will be doing cute, humble, small details-yet so powerful things to the world and that is what we really need.

tomfighter:

foreverfacepalming:

harleyquinn1978:

Avengers Fact: “Did you know that Tom Hiddleston rented out The House of Blues in Cleveland & threw a party for the Avengers crew? He also acted as DJ, and bought Tee shirts for everybody and sent them a thank you note.”

I love and respect his generosity so much

i swear to god that he and brandon flowers meet one day, they are gonna become friends and together will be doing cute, humble, small details-yet so powerful things to the world and that is what we really need.

(Source: lokimadmanwithacube, via theyellowbitchroad)

@3 days ago with 2757 notes

thisaintfayou:

zohbugg:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

on my soul, this will always be relevant.

(via lovemydarlingangel)

@3 days ago with 151524 notes

The dinner scene

bambibelle84:

caradinarahl:

Do you realize that because of Henrys memories none of them could talk about all the fairy tale drama, so for the first time ever Emma and Regina sat down and talked to each other like normal people, no curse, no anger, no history, just two women eating with the family. And whatever they were talking about caused Emma to have the biggest smile on her face that I have ever seen.

Excuse me while I go drown myself in feels.

image

(via bnaz)

@3 days ago with 842 notes

youderpers:

Inspired by this post (x) I thought I’d loop it who doesn’t want an infinite gif of Grace doing Idol’s signature walk?

(via itsharto)

@3 days ago with 985 notes

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

(Source: felixdawkins23, via rachelduncan20)

@2 days ago with 235053 notes
@2 days ago with 2590 notes

lacigreen:

that’s basically all you need to know about sex anyway

(Source: penicillium-pusher, via thatisalotofships)

@3 days ago with 135265 notes

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via onceuponafanzel)

@3 days ago with 345244 notes

bloodymischa:

btw, does regina still have a house or has she just moved in with the charmings?

(via love-order-chaos-repeat)

@3 days ago with 87 notes

guinans:

vulcanprodigy:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

learn vulcan

vulcan to english and english to vulcan dictionary

and for anyone interested in learning klingon

or romulan

(via vaginapowersactivate)

@3 days ago with 128096 notes
shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

image

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific, via twentyfou-r)

@3 days ago with 850242 notes